***NEWS*** The Beige Adventures of Ay and Bee Going to Edinburgh Fringe!!!

Do you have little thingies?

Every business has little thingies. You know, those little thingies that hang around all day, needing to be done but you can never find the time. Little thingies like that business report Mike in accounting never got around to, or that web copy Jesse had a go at. It�s amazing how those little thingies pile up.

What to do?

Let me take care of them. As a professional writer since 1997, I can provide your business with a wide range of writing services. If your business needs it, I can invent it for you. I also provide effective solutions to many of life's little problems. (Except families. You're on your own there.)

The first full-length play written by Clare - absurdist comedy The Beige Adventures of Ay and Bee - will premiere at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August 2009.     We need your help to bring the madcap adventures of this befuddled pair to life. Read 'A Plea for Insanity' for your chance to sponsor a rubber chicken for the Fringe!

                         Writing and Editing

You have two choices:

Business contains boring-but-helpful samples to help you decide on your business needs. (Well, not boring boring. Actually they're rather entertaining. Much, much better than using your business internet access to play games or read the reviews on IMDB.)

Creative contains some of the stuff I've written. Go crazy. Hey, publish it and give me money!

My Helium page is a link to some of my on-line work, which is available for limited licensing (contact Helium for details).

  Fun stuff    

Gooey gory props

No small, fluffy animals were harmed in the

production of these props and you can't

Graphic is my art, image construction and digital image manipulation. Take a look at my recent work!